hey I'm Trace and I'm a 19 year old dude living in Canada I do things like writing and making jokes and talking about Dangan Ronpa and Homestuck
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Dave: struggles to overcome his inferiority complex and become a hero
Jade: gives up her dream world and confronts her lack of real strength, in order to save her friends
John: realizes his favorite movie actually fucking sucks
I love how there’s two imps chillin out watching Con Air with them
sheds a single tear
maybe the mullet will come next year
maybe
DAVE_EBUBBLES
good fuckin god the TUMBLR JOKES IN THE UPDATE
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
| Sherlock: | Goodbye, John. |
| Avengers: | You can't kill me, I know, I've tried! |
| Thor: | I could have done it, Father! |
| Captain America: | I had a date. |
| Hunger Games: | Real. |
| Harry Potter: | Always. |
| Avatar the Last Airbender: | Leaves from the vine |
| TFIOS: | Okay. |
| Doctor Who: | I don't want to go! |
| Doctor Who: | I was gonna be with you....forever. |
| Sherlock: | Don't... be... dead. |
| Avengers: | So that's what it does... |
| Thor: | TELL ME!!! |
| Avengers: | You give up this poisonous dream! You come home... |
| Harry Potter: | I'm not going home. Not really. |
| The Amazing Spiderman: | Uncle Ben...Uncle Ben... |
| X-Men: | I can't feel my legs... |
| Third Star: | I'd rather not be alone, mate |
| Thor: | Never doubt that I love you. |
| Mother 3: | You must be tired. |
| Portal 2: | The end. |
| Supernatural: | It's okay Sammy, I'm here. |
| Hunger Games: | She's dead, you stupid cat! |
| The Avengers: | Sentiment. |
| 9: | Somewhere over the rainbow... |
| Finding Nemo: | Dad..? I don't hate you. |
| Finding Nemo: | A-and when I'm with you--I'm home! |
| Princess and the Frog: | And... Evangeline... like dat, too... |
| Lord of the Rings: | And I don't mean to! ... I don't mean to... |
| Futurama: | If it takes forever, I will wait for you... |
| Hetalia: | Merry christmas! |
| Doctor Who: | Rose Tyler... |
| Thor: | No, Loki. |
| Sherlock: | This is my note. It's what people do, isn't it? |
| Sherlock: | John, stay where you are. |
| VOCALOID: | Teto is my favorite VOCALOID desu. |
| Muse: | In Memory of William Howard |
| Harry Potter: | All was well. |
| Tumblr: | Our servers are currently at capacity |
| Doctor Who: | Give him back! Give him back! |
| Up: | |
| Next to Normal: | Hi Dad. |
| Desiree: | No one is there... |
| Sally Durant Plummer: | Oh dear God, it is tomorrow. |
| Baker's Wife: | Things will be alright now, tell him what you know. |
| Jamie: | You never saw how far the crack had opened.... |
| Cathy: | Once the foundation's cracked... and I'm still hurting. |
| Fosca: | Would Clara give her life for you? I would. Happily |
| Phantom of the Opera: | Christine, I love you. |
| Sweeney Todd: | Lucy, I've come home again... |
| Les Misérables: | It's a story of those who always loved you. |
| Spring Awakening: | A shadow passed, a shadow passed... |
| Repo! The Genetic Opera: | Shilo, you're the world to me. |
| Billy Elliot: | Love you forever. |
| Little Shop of Horrors: | Finally I'll be somewhere that's green. |
| South Pacific: | Once you have found her, never let her go. |
| RENT: | Turn around, girlfriend, and listen to that boy's song... |
| Wicked: | I have been changed for good! |
| Phantom of the Opera: | It's over now, the music of the night! |
| Spring Awakening: | Those you've known and lost still walk behind you. |
| Flowers for Algernon: | ...Put some flowrs on Algernons grave in the bak yard. |
| House of Flying Daggers: | Your voice still echoes in my heart. |
| Tangled: | You were my new dream. |
| Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog: | And I won't feel... a thing. |
| Portal 2: | Goodbye, sir. |
| Avatar The Last Airbender: | I love you, Azula. |
| Game of Thrones: | Come back to me, my sun and stars. |
| Iron Man 2: | I was gonna make you an omelet and tell you! |
| Avengers: | Pleasure working with you, JARVIS. |
| Dr. Who: | No. I just wanted to say, hello Doctor. |
| Sherlock: | Keep your eyes on me |
| Mass Effect: | I'll always be right there with you. |
| Gurren lagann: | Later buddy |
| Toonami: | Until we meet again, Stay gold. Bang. |
| Ib: | Ib... um... Sorry, but... Could you go on ahead? |
| Hunter x Hunter: | I just want to see my dad. |
| Cowboy Bebop: | Bang. |
| The Dark Knight Rises: | I failed you. You trusted me, and I failed you. |
| M*A*S*H: | It spun in... there were no survivors. |
| Homestuck: | AG: Just please consider what I said. Ok........ L8r! <33333333 |
| Mass Effect 3: | Someone else might have gotten it wrong. |
| Mass Effect 3: | Does this unit have a soul? |
When I saw Doomed Dave and Doomed John standing beside each other my first thought was “Vec and pals are gonna like this”
Called it
when did THIS…

become hotter than THIS????

YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
DIRK’S CAPTCHALOGUE SYSTEM REQUIRES THAT HE RAPS TO TAKE THINGS OUT OF HIS SYLLADEX
SO THE ENTIRE TIME THAT HE WAS BEING BADASS TRAVERSING THROUGH TIME AND KISSING THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE
HE WAS RAPPING
HE CANNOT GET ANY FUCKING COOLER
I’m working on a plan and I’m gonna lose my head
but first let me decaptchalogue this dowel that is red
I got no time for rhymes I gotta rush don’t be a hater
if the beat I drop ain’t ill then I’ll use this sendificator
I need some kind of object to awake Jake, oh man fuck it
I’ll have to use this cleaning tool that we folks call a bucket
oh no you guys this means that sawtooth and squarewave are left all alone in a dying universe
no they aren’t! Sawtooth will enter the medium alongside Dirk’s house, which is why Dirk left him with the supplies he needed to alchemize Dirk’s entry item. Squarewave will be doing the same thing at Roxy’s house, alongside the carapaces. they will both (barring any other unfortunate occurrences) be able to reunite with Dirk and friends once everyone gets into the game.
why would you look at this update through shipping goggles
when you can look at it through
SKATEBOARDING GOGGLES

SHIT YEAH MAN 500 POINTS

HOLY CRAP DOGG LOOK AT YOU GO

HITCHIN A RIDE X2 COMBO

MAXIMUM POINTS