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edrockbells:

i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

this post is entirely useless and pointless but I wanted to make one so here you go. take it you ravenous followers. enjoy it

me: okay haha but get this: what if you did something today

brain: nah

I wonder if tomorrow counts as a statutory holiday because let me tell you I would love getting double my normal wages

and part of it, I think, is growing up in a new generation

like the things I find Hilarious or Awesome or Fun are not the same as the things my parents enjoy, and the things I like to do are not the same, and the ideals I have aren’t quite the same

so I feel like, since they are the Adults I know, if I am not acting like them I must not be an Adult

but on the flip side, that’s the nature of growing up, everyone has to deal with that generation gap, so I must just be part of the new group of Adults. the cool group. the better group…… until of course the cycle repeats like a decade or two from now

when I turned 18 my dad asked me how I felt and I said I didn’t really feel like an adult

and he told me, “well, I’m in my fifties and I don’t feel like an adult, but I have a son and a full-time job and I’m paying bills so I guess I must be”

and sometimes I feel like that’s how it’s gonna be for me too. like objectively I know I am an adult and I’m striving to handle situations in an Adult way at all times but I think it’s still going to be a long while before I feel like I’ve reached Real True Mature Adulthood

it still trips me the fuck out that I’m 20. like what the fuck. what the Fuck. a lot of people say being a teen is the hardest part of life and for many people that’s definitely true but I think this is going to be the hardest stage of my life, the stage where I very definitely absolutely am an adult but am still having trouble getting used to that fact

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

yungterra:

yungterra:

There are memes on the Xbox avatar marketplace

I’m sorry but I have to make a note that this is the single most terrifying thing I have ever recorded on my mobile cellular device and I’d like to see any horror director create something more chilling

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

pir8crabs:

traceexcalibur:

bro I’m sorry but you didn’t fill today’s dick joke quota, I know you’re a chill dude but I gotta kick you outta the man club, shit luck yo

but bro

sorry bro that’s just how it is. turn in your snapback immediately. your fistbump license has been revoked

bro I’m sorry but you didn’t fill today’s dick joke quota, I know you’re a chill dude but I gotta kick you outta the man club, shit luck yo

I ain’t got no time to be mopey, I’m winning at online card games

 
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