March 2012
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I like this guy already
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you know it just occurred to me how funny it is that after Cascade the fandom worked Davesprite up into this huge tragic character who would be super sad and lonely about being forgotten
and then in his first appearance afterwards
all he did was express mild indignation
and then proceed to vandalize John’s letter and laugh at him
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pir8crabs replied to your post: pir8crabs replied to your post: Top 6 video…
I don’t even get the dislike for the night bits. The Adventure games had a LOT more variation, and they’re celebrated!
wait oops I misread your post as mocking me for liking Unleashed but
yeah it was a great game, night sequences were good, fuck the haters
*brofist*
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pir8crabs replied to your post: Top 6 video games?
You also like Sonic Unleashed? dfvkjfvkjbfdvbfnvjfbvfvb DUDE.
that game was ridiculously fun and I didn’t mind the night sequences
fight me
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rizzuwizzu replied to your post: Top 6 video games?
jdfoaisjdfa;sidja;osijd most beautiful list Trace omg
hehe thanks 0u0
……wait
wait fuck I forgot Pokemon
and League of Legends
fuck
ok I’m slotting those in at 1.5 and 5.5 respectively, screw the rules
and when I say Pokemon I mean all the Pokemons
all of them
every single Pokemon
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animperfectpatsy asked: Top 6 video games?
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animperfectpatsy asked: If you're blue and you don't know where to go to why don't you go where fashion sits?
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Anonymous asked: What if I serenaded you with beautiful music?
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sweetbitterpoffin asked: What trait of your patron troll do you feel like you identify with?
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MOAR QUESTIONS →
seriously I am super bored but there’s company here so I can’t work up my writing muse
(as if I’d be able to if I was alone)
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animperfectpatsy asked: Top 6 webcomics
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you guys should send me more top 5 or top 6 or... →
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friendlyneighborhoodspidertits asked: I'm honestly confused about butts. A normal nice butt is big, perky, wide hips, good depth. Bubbly and big, ect without going flabby. However, I also hang out in fat communities occasionally, where THOSE flabby asses are also nice asses. And then I come here, where everyone is a twig, and tiny butts with not too wide of hips and flat as heck are still nice asses. And now I'm just...
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Terezi and Gamzee don't play.
trollmeglesmutreviews:
Within Homestuck, a lot of characters have sort of their… let’s call them signatures. They’re not exactly catch phrases, but things that are, for the most part, exclusive to one particular character. This is fine within the comic, but RPers tend to resort to these signatures WAY TOO MUCH, as though if you don’t hit us over the head with an eight-eyed emoticon every three...
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everytime I see the line:
“I don’t want my kids seeing gay people because then I would have to discuss things with them that they are too young to understand”
used as a justification for trying to get rid of depictions of homosexuality in mainstream media
I just want to punch someone
(preferably the person who said it)
like the logic there is literally LET’S ASK ALL...
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Anonymous asked: Top 6 ways to masterbait.
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Ask me my "TOP 6" anything! →
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you know I’ve been thinking
my old standby answer for “How ridiculous is Homestuck?” was to post the quote:
EB: also, this is not a magic car, it is an ordinary car. EB: i found it in my dad’s wallet.
but now my answer can be: “A man becomes a rich movie producer by inventing skateboards of such shitty quality, they cost negative money to produce.”
February 2012
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> mfw I see a fic on AO3 which is comprised solely of 100-300 word chapters and is not a collection of short stories or poems
awww yeah I just found a great (albeit kinda short) John/Rose fanfic
it’s a jackpot for Skaian Library
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prediction for the next update, presuming HS doesn’t cut to a different character:
Dirk plugs the window back in and Roxy (maybe with, maybe without the troll girl) tumbles into Dirk’s apartment
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now that’s not very nice of you, little lady
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effloresceinfinite asked: What do you like better: butts or boobs?
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effloresceinfinite asked: Is there a real life celebrity/person of fame that has the best butt? Also, we need to meet in real life so that I may grab your tush. Seriously
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cuhcuhcuhcombobreaker asked: What are some characters that you have roleplayed, and what was your mental image of their physical build?
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fourlesbianssuited asked: Buttboobdicks?
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you guys should send me more questions about butts →
or boobs
or dicks
or anything else for that matter, I’m not picky
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cuhcuhcuhcombobreaker replied to your post: Would you rather squeeze pre or post-scratch Condesce’ butt
wait, wouldn’t the post-scratch condesce be the one who is a “kid”?
no
pre-scratch Condesce, the one we just saw, is from the peaceful session which failed. they had to scratch it, which created the Alternia that we see in comic.
post-scratch Condesce is from the Alternia in the comic, and...
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fourlesbianssuited asked: Butts
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friendlyneighborhoodspidertits asked: ☺ plz 8e 8ig plz 8e 8ig.
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pir8crabs asked: Would you rather squeeze pre or post-scratch Condesce' butt
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ascendedprotege asked: ☢
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ask me a question about butts
✈: what is ur favorite butt
☺: how big is your butt
✎: what do u like to call butts
❤: what animal has the most magnificent butt
☢: have u ever touched a butt
♒: have u ever put something inside a butt
☂: when was your first encounter with a butt
♘: if you could switch butts with anyone in the world, who would it be
☭: do u think dickbutt really exists
I’ve had that “weeeeoooooh” vocal bit from the second half of Call It What You Want stuck in my head on repeat for the last half hour
what if the next update has Roxy see the mystery babe, and it zooms in on symbols floating next to her head, and they are:
<?????>?/
* <????????
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bluhhh
my parents insisted on me taking a taxi home from work tonight because they were scared that I might get mugged walking home in the dark (even though I’ve done it a half-dozen times before and been completely fine)
so I did
and it didn’t occur to me until after I got home that I forgot to tip the driver
ughhh I feel like a jerk now
I mean it was, like, a 5 minute ride, but...
Work: not the best place to get the urge to draw the new character naked
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pir8crabs said: Another Condesce for us to ship you with!
Oh no
OH NO
So many people confused by the update
Looks like when I get home I’m a have to make another chart
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I don’t want to go to work I want to stay home and play games and sexually frustrate my friends
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I just watched a funny story about some dude’s 10 year old brother saying dumb stuff descend into a pointless argument that ended with all people involved recieving anonymous hate messages
it’d be even more hilarious than the original story if it wasn’t so pathetic
you know, “social justice bloggers” wouldn’t have such a bad reputation if they learned to examine and give some consideration to context before attacking a post
manosukestoned420:
areyouasking:
manosukestoned420:
omfg i told my little brother that using the word “homo” as an insult isnt nice and noW HES ON XBOX LIVE AND HE KEEPS YELLING “YOU FREAKING HETEROSEXUALS” OMFG
So can someone please explain to me why it’s okay to use “heterosexual” as an insult, then?
oh boy here come the social justice bloggers
oh my god
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everyday we rustlin’ (jimmies)
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the phrase “That really rustles my jimmies” is really REALLY REALLY HILARIOUS
AND I DON’T KNOW WHY
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Sollux and Feferi get acquainted, and then have...
trollmeglesmutreviews:
I’m not usually a huge fan of AUs. This is no exception. This is a human Sollux and Feferi and the brusque mood shift about halfway through left me in a fucking neck brace.
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this is a really hilarious blog
I need more Homestucks to follow! Reblog if you...
kanekorade:
Moar homestuck material on my dashboard pl0x <3