hey I'm Trace and I'm a 20 year old dude living in Canada. I do things like writing and making jokes. sometimes I talk about fandoms. check my about me for more info HTML hit counter - Quick-counter.net  people die when they are killed

raise your hand if you want me to tell you that you’re cute

the problem with staying up til 4 AM is the next night I’m just not tired when I know I should be going to bed

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

I don’t ask for much

all I ask for is shitty nsfw Homestuck roleplay

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

how dare MSPARP be down in this, the year of Peach

what kind of magic decks do you play with :0

I have a single deck for Commander mode and that’s it

said deck is a Red-only deck focused on the card Marton Stromgald

his ability is that, if he attacks or defends, all other attacking/defending creatures get +1/+1 for every other attacking/defending creature

so I get a bunch of small little 1/1 token creatures and then attack, and suddenly my opponents have to fend off like 15 creatures with 15/15 each

I’m at a Magic tournament and the girl I just played a match against recognized my GAME GRL shirt

I’m in love

"This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have."

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via siftingflour)

catfoodmcfly:

Never forget; you may have been wrong about something in your lifetime, but you’ll never be as wrong as this guy.

catfoodmcfly:

Never forget; you may have been wrong about something in your lifetime, but you’ll never be as wrong as this guy.

problem: I like short Roses and tall Daves, but Dave being taller than Rose is Unacceptable

luckily for me, I’m too tired to get mad at myself for being so tired

 
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