"hey David what if you stayed up until 4 AM doing absolutely goddamn nothing"
"gee, brain, what a GREAT idea, thank you"
someone write a meta post about all the Homestuck characters watching Game of Thrones
when a friend is sad and you stand up, LOTR style, like “you have my likes” “and you have my replies” “and my asks”
I’m gonna draw my own webcomic but all of the characters are just going to be me in different outfits
*steals a $3000 gaming computer*
okay but mr. cop, listen, please, I have an excuse, okay so, I really wanted to play Starcraft II in high definition
on the one hand when people take selfies and then blatantly lie like “oh my gf took this” or “hahaha my dog accidentally hit the camera”, it’s hilarious how transparent they are
but on the other hand it’s kinda sad that we live in a world where people are too embarrassed to admit “hey I took a picture of myself, look at it”
you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun