I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military.
But really I probably wouldn’t have been born if my dad hadn’t been fish slapped in the face by dream Jesus and I can’t even
"does that mean you can transform into any alien that exists"
"no but I can transform into one alien with an infinite number of minute differences between forms"
or take on MY character, Minty 20
see now this doesn’t work for me because I pronounce it “twunny”
meet my ben 10-sona, katie 80
I’m face off against my character, Rue Eighty-two
im watching Ben 10 and i swear to god if the kid with the 11 on his necklace is named Kevin Eleven I’m going
is that some kind of soft waffle with nutella inside
it’s an unheated bargain brand blueberry waffle