the problem with staying up til 4 AM is the next night I’m just not tired when I know I should be going to bed
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
I don’t ask for much
all I ask for is shitty nsfw Homestuck roleplay
I have a single deck for Commander mode and that’s it
said deck is a Red-only deck focused on the card Marton Stromgald
his ability is that, if he attacks or defends, all other attacking/defending creatures get +1/+1 for every other attacking/defending creature
so I get a bunch of small little 1/1 token creatures and then attack, and suddenly my opponents have to fend off like 15 creatures with 15/15 each
I’m at a Magic tournament and the girl I just played a match against recognized my GAME GRL shirt
I’m in love
In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
problem: I like short Roses and tall Daves, but Dave being taller than Rose is Unacceptable